The Fourth Estate, Venerated Stewards of Public Opinion™, took to ruminating on the historical significance of the event.
"Will they sing about Dick Mayor III and the Great Rat Deluge we've just supposedly put behind us with as much fervor and adoration as they sing about his father?"
Mayor Dick Mayor's father, Mayor Dick Mayor Jr., was the mayor of Hamelin during the Big Pigeon Blitzkrieg of the previous generation. They still sung sentimental songs about his exploits.
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